cognitohazardous:

tqck:

GET the fuck back in there nobody gonna invent society n taxes now bitch!!!

(via crystal-melanin)

therealraewest:

butchlizbian:

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I’d be like “A man” and the second he picks up a skateboard I’d be like “TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!”

This basically sums up all his tweets

(via crystal-melanin)

thestateonmtv:

so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love… in this club… we’re all family… in this club…. we’re having the time of our lives… in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

(via basket)

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

(via thebootydiaries)

meloetta:

bewbin:

meloetta:

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

(via damnmishmish)

afronerdism:

officialweatherwax:

birlinterrupted:

“We can’t fight this year’s round of global warming-induced wildfires because the prison slave laborers we would normally sacrifice to fight the fires have instead succumbed to the plague”. Is 2020 even real?

Say slave labor with your whole chest please.

(via vague-humanoid)